February 17, 2007
Live Nude News Anchors!
Well, not exactly. But that was our reaction when we found out that Hustler "honored" Fox 25 news reporter Bianca De La Garza as an anchorbabe.
De La Garza wound up on a page in Hustler with the caption "make sure you don’t grab the wrong remote while watching her deliver the news." And the Hustler readers are bound to be disappointed because she's all clothed and not at all involved with the magazine. Talk about false advertising!
Do people write similar captions about hot male newscasters? Does VB make you want to grab the wrong remote? Or anything else? Don't answer that!
Let's change the subject. Since when were news anchors and reporters intended to arouse? They're supposed to be purposeful and authoritative. They're like parents or teachers. Even the newscasters on the fluff shows like Entertainment Tonight or E! News Daily have this plastic, impenetrable perkiness that screams anything but sex.
Maybe it's the rise of good-lookin' male news reporters like Anderson Cooper getting the Vanity Fair treatment. Even Stephen "Man Meat" Colbert smoldered (ironically) in People and GQ. And poor De La Garza gets stuck in Hustler. What's next? Jim Lehrer in Playgirl?
Bostonians can get a little misty about their news anchors. When Frances Rivera and her News Team took over on WLVI, some folks on the Globe's message board turned the conversation to how Rivera had nothin' on Maria Stephanos, which then turned into a comment about the utter foxiness of Maria Stephanos, and so forth.
That's not the point. News is like medicine – you are supposed to watch it and learn something instead of "reaching for the wrong remote" (ew).
Image of De La Garza from the Fox 25 anchor page. Please disregard her rumored hotness and try to think of The NewsHour with Jim Lehrer instead.
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I think Maria Menounos is waaaaaay hotter.
Yes, Maria Stephanos is beautiful but she is an award winning reporter and an outstanding interviewer. She got where she is by her skill, not just her looks.
This is something the stations are pushing themselves. What is too bad is Maria Stephanos, in addition to being beautiful, is an award winning reporter and excellent interviewer. She used her skill to get where she is, but gets lumped in with the 'Glamour' anchors.
maria stephanos was looking fine last night on the fox 13 night news. Her outfit was mad tight to her little sexy body and drove me wild.
Grrrrr Grrr. She is the hottest babe in Ma on Tv.
she is looking very beatiful
Bianca is friggin stacked. I would fight david wade for even a slim chance to "hit that". I would beat the crap out of him right in front of their kid. Then Bianca would be all " take me now! bang me on top of my bloodied unconcious husband you stud! in related news....im soaking wet." Make believe is fun.
frances rivera is the hottest women in boston news...
There are relatively few classicly good-looking male news anchors. When I do a google search for "hot, sexy, 'male news anchors'" it still comes up with mostly female results. Even exceptionally attractive male anchors like Anderson Cooper are acknowledged more for their journalism than for their looks.
thanks
Hey this is cool, I didn't know there was any other famous De La Garza's in this country.
Salud, Bianca!
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can i see the video pls.
think she is verry beautiful and sexy
So I can see by the fact that you folks at this website allowed that classless jackass to foam about "beating" David Wade so that he could "hit that" (referring to Bianca De La Garza) that you like to "work blue". ...Adorable.
If the trolls show up, you really ought to bounce them out.