Brady's Double Play

You know those gloves quarterbacks use? Will someone please tell Tom Brady about them? We're not talking about the little pouch/muff they use to keep their hands warm during the game, the focus here is on the glove of the Trojan brand variety. According to the gossip reports today the Pats star QB has been making more plays than he'd bargained for recently. We made some assertions yesterday with which the comments took issue – mainly that Brady wasn't as sought after as he once had been since it came out that his ex-girlfriend Bridget Moynihan was pregnant with his child. The news today is that Gisele Bundchen's agent is keeping the lips sealed about the rumor that she may be pregnant with Brady's child. Also.

That's a two fer, friends. Not one, but two women who will simultaneously be carrying Brady's child to the end zone, even if they get there a couple months apart. If Brady were playing politics rather than football there would likely be a whole lot more ruckus about the recent developments. But he's not. He's a famous athlete – and when other celebs can flash some nips, or a little shot of the cooch (Lohan and Spears, respectively) and get all sorts of attention from bloggers, Star, and US Weekly without getting put in the dog house (arguably it was the drunken disorderly conduct and head-shaving that put them there) a football player can keep making connections deep in the end zone (forgive us for the pun) and gain some publicity that won't be seen as a scar.

We picked this wikipedia picture of Brady for the post - but there was something inside that told us a picture of a condom applicator (yeah, applicator) would have been a humorous choice as well.